Watch out for the ELT: Shaun is always walking the floor, and Kiran joins him.
Grab work around the office (🐛 bug fixes, 🎫 tickets, 🧩 features, 💾 big PRs, 🚀 epics) and ship it to PROD in the middle of the open plan.
The bigger your backlog, the slower you walk. Ship 4+ at once for a big release ×1.5, 7+ for a major release ×2.
If Shaun or Kiran catches you, you drop your whole backlog. At 0:45 there's an exec review and they speed up. SPACE = dash. Dash into a teammate to knock half their backlog loose. Dashing is loud, and the ELT come to see what's going on. ☕ coffee = speed. 📅 meeting invite = the ELT are stuck in a meeting for 4s.
Most points shipped at 0:00 wins the sprint. Move with WASD / arrows. M mutes.